Best value30% off
The whole line-up
All five, in the Complete Bundle
$125.30 $179.00 separately Save $53.70
Free plushie included
Confidential
Memo from the new bosses
Something's changing at noody HQ.
Something big lands at noody HQ. The new bosses say it's confidential.
Sale starts Wed 11 Nov, 7am.
Big announcement in
Right now · the bosses' bonusFrom 6am Tuesday · the bosses' bonus
Spend $120. A plushie moves in.Meet the gang. Spend $120 Tuesday and one moves in.
Free NZ shipping too. One of our friends joins your order, picked by us. While stocks last.
Rule one: no code needed. Details are confidential until 7am Wednesday.
Add 7am Wednesday to my calendarOne email when the announcement lands, then the odd memo. Unsubscribe any time.
Approved
Memo · From the new management
30% off everything.
Today only
Memo · Decision no. 3
Every hour today, one order is refunded.
Next draw in
Winners board
Could be yousigned, Georgie
Order 8am–6pm today. Every hour, one order is refunded (up to $150). Terms
Approved
Memo · Decision no. 5
Ice cream for one lucky family.
Order today for a chance to win a Ninja CREAMi. Still 30% off everything. Drawn 9pm tonight.
Shop the saleOne winner, drawn at random after entries close. Terms
Final notice
Memo · Office closes Tuesday
The bosses are turning off the lights.
Ends 11:59pm Tuesday 17 Nov. Then prices go back to normal.
Shop before 11:59pm TueThe more you spend
30%off everything
$120free shipping + a plushie
$160two plushies
New
Free plushie at $120. Two at $160. While stocks last.
Kits with a free plushie
Every kit gets you free shipping + a plushie.
Best value30% off
Free plushie included
30% off
Stock the cupboard
Skin Support + Calm Balm 3-Pack
$140.00 $200.00 separately Save $60.00
Free plushie included
Gift-ready30% off
Christmas, sorted early
Gift Set + Sun Balm
$125.30 $179.00 separately Save $53.70
Free plushie included
Meet the new hires
Which one will you get?
Spend $120: one free plushie, picked for you. Spend $160: two, different colours. While stocks last.
New hire
Lulu
Head of Calm
Hired on day one. Very calm.
New hire
Puddle
Head of Naps
Fired twice for napping. Rehired.
New hire
Sunny
Director of Beach Days
Wears a hat to bed.
New hire
Fizz
Chief Bubble Officer
Always late. Always brings snacks.
New hire
Pip
VP of Cuddles
Asked for a raise. Got a hug.
Bestsellers, 30% off
Bestsellers
Spend $120 today, get a free plushie. 30% off starts 7am Wednesday.
Board meeting · ideas we considered
Free lollies for everyone
DENIED · LEGAL
100% off
DENIED · MUM
Bath time is optional
DENIED · DAD
A plushie for every customer, even the dog
UNDER REVIEW
Gifting, sorted
Gift one, keep one.
Two kits = two plushies: one to give, one to keep.
Shop gift kitsMEMO
- RE:
- 30% off everything
- WHEN:
- Wed 11 Nov 7am until 11:59pm Tue 17 Nov
- CODES:
- None needed
- SHIPS:
- 2–5 working days in NZ
- FROM:
- The new management
- WHEN:
- Wed 11 Nov, 7am
- WHAT:
- ██████ ███ ████████
- ALSO:
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Questions for management
Do I need a code?
No. 30% off is automatic. Bundles are 30% off the separate price. Other codes can't be added.
How does the free plushie work?
Spend $120 (after the 30%, before shipping): free plushie + free NZ shipping. Spend $160: two, different colours. While stocks last. NZ orders only.
When does the sale end?
11:59pm Tuesday 17 November, NZ time.
When will my order arrive?
Ships in 2–5 working days in NZ.
How does the Friday refund draw work?
Friday 13 November: every order placed 8am–6pm (NZT) is entered. Each hour we draw one order at random and refund it, up to $150. Winners get an email. Full terms.